Sunday, July 18, 2010

cerita lawakWC dari olympus mamason ini.

 

Dell tengok keluarga pakli ,mamason dan abang dara ( kata kak aten) dah tak berapa ceria sejak WC tu dah tak ada.

Kalau seminggu 2  yang lalu,habis tidor kami tak nyenyak kerana anak beranak asyik bersorak. Sebentar gol,sebentar GOL!

Bola sebiji nak berebut.Bagilah sebiji seorang main senyap senyap dipadang buat apa nak hempas pulas sampai semput.

Ni tadi mamason dok belek olympus dia.Ala,kamera digital yang tak seberapa harga. Sekali muncung sekali ketawa,macam ada yang tak kena.

 

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Rasanya  apakah  di kata dua gondrong diapit puyol ini.

Dell rasa ni lah apa depa dok tekak:

Hei,botak,main baik baik tau,kalau tidak kad merah aku bagi.

Eleh botak,kad merah tak heran,buang padang dapat rehat dari main.

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No 3 tu kata apa kat baju oren biji saga.

Dell rasa dia kata : Habislah ,baju hijau dah mai,bagi kad merah untuk kita…

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Yang ini pula : hu hu cek nak balik,hari ni jugaaaaa!

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Baju hijau ni kata: Jangan dok melawan,nanti hampa kena buang padang.

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Tapi ni dia betul betul kata: Adoi,sakit dada!

 

Well teachers, if you care,there’s plentiful of teaching aids in WC pictures . Alas mamason has  put away her  name tag and rengkasan mengajar,2 years ago .

These pictures and pictures from the newspaper ,she would  cut into figurines and used for presentation or story telling.

Or they would be glued onto playing cards for a game or speaking cues.Yes,the use is endless!

By the way,the snapshots were taken on pakli’s  Olympus during the  live telecast on Astro.

Wow. Mamason turned  photographer from the tv room of her house. Buat apa pi South Africa! Paris Hilton tak pa la perginya ditaja oleh milionaire Malaysia.

Kita? Dok lah dengar keluarga pakli dok bertempik habis suara.

2 comments:

  1. Once a teacher always a teacher. It is clearly reflected in your writing. English teachers are often more lively and outgoing as compared to us, science teachers, more mundane and sombre. Hope the science teachers are not reading this.

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  2. That teaching English is fun and English teachers are funny should be the motto .Biarlah pelajaran lain sombre and mundane,tapi English tetap maintain.
    When I left school,I feel dumb as I couldnt sing,jiggle,tell stories like I used to do.Miss doing those things with the pupils even though I was the head of school.Miss those kids of my English class.Very much!

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