Shitty shit bang bang

 

Are you sure? asked pakli

I’m 10000 and 1 % sure.Its up there….was my pert reply.

It has been a number of days when house no.7 was engulfed in an aroma not pleasant to the nose.We had searched high and low for the source of that intolerable smell. Under the cupboard,on the sofa,below the carpet…hmmm  none.

It was then I noticed some unusual patterns on the plaster ceiling.

Dressed up in something resembling a ninja ,cikli climbed onto the ceiling.

Betullah seperti ramalan mamason,there were spots of shitty shit on them.High above our heads.Their smell permeating into the living room.

Cikli cleaned them away and left blocks of deodorant as well as clothes soaked in Clorox before descending.

Well then,the living room now is like the smell of a public bathroom from the smell of the deodorant.

Shitty shit sunggoh.All the work of pak mok.Si kucing gemok kesayangan kakakanda.Grrrrrrrrrrr.

 

I was ironing my dress that early morning when I heard a loud bang up in the ceiling.Followed by a meow.La mok is up there again

Mok turun…I shouted.

Bang bang bang I banged the broom against the ceiling to scare it away.

 

When I came home from work…the smell was there no more.

But…. there were things lingering in my mind that smell worst than that shitty shit of pakmok.Harap it was a mistake.Hanya fart a morgona.