Issssssssssssh,awat lagu tu

 

Last night the whole brood of us were chased out of the house.Pakli told me to sleep outside.Dell and Mok too.

And this morning,when I entered the house,I saw the two arguing:

Pakli : Perangkap tu tak bidas betul betul

Mamason: That thing is big,so it can escape

Pakli : Ehhh orang kata perangkap tu tak bidas,dengaq tak ?

Mamason: That thing could come out.Its enormous.

Langsung pakli marah kerana mamason tak seiring dengan pendapat dia.I too saw that these two old folks ,discussion of any matter must not be done in the morning.Macam naga saja aku lihat.Berapi.Phew!

After that pakli went to work pulling a long face.

Lately,there’s an invasion of the third kind in house. Those scoundrels that went biting here and there.They come from the workshop in front of the house. Binatang ni wire letrik pun dia orang gigit.Apakehe nye.Kenyang ke dengan wire wire too.

Well mamason ,I saw,was pissed off by those things.She took a rod and went banging the cupboard and places that she thought might be their hiding place. Betul pun.One big thing with a long tail was scurrying on the floor.Mamason chased it with the thing she bought from N3.

Eeeei,Jade tak lalu lah tengok benda tu.Geli.

Mok biaq saja .Only Dell saja yang kejar.Tapi lembeklah anak jantan ni. Jade tengok macam nyah saja. And that thing disappeared like a flash.

Tau apa Mamason buat lepas tu ? Dia tarik semua kabinet tu.Dia selongkar laci laci.Kalau dia kuat mau dia heret almari gobok tu keluar.Last last dia ambil sebotol klorox…..ala yang dia guna buat cuci bilik air.Dia curah kat belakang almari tu.Wheww…busuknya.Dia basahkan tissue dengan klorox dan letak dalam laci.

If that could solve the problem.

Mamason,I think what you could do is,get rid of those cupboards. Buatlah cabinet yang cantik macam rumah orang lain.Ni dah berkurun Jade tengok benda tu.Tak in langsung.Buat lah wet and dry kitchen .Duit kalau simpan ,nanti habis juga.

Betul tu Jade……suggestion heeded.

Tapikan bila mamason dah habis duit,bila terkejut tergempar,nak minta tang mana? Jade ada?

 

Kesian mamason,asyik dok ingat kat kebajikan orang lain,keinginan dia pun dia tak penuhi.Bukan nak emas berbungkal,tapi a decent kitchen. Ni nampak macam stor kedai runcit kat kampung saja.Satu hari,saudara dia tanya:

Mamason ,kabinet tu masih tutup dengan kain ka?

Isssssh awat tanya macam tu.

Biaq pilah dia nak tutup dengan tarpan pun.Awatnya.