Saturday, April 17, 2010

dirty business again

Yesterday or the day before I came across this:

More than 500 million people in India own handphones but only 300 million people out of the 1 billion people have access to proper sewage .Sewage in the term of b……….ak!

Tengok tu priority yang tak kena tempat kan!

Jadi tak heran lah bila one of my biras told us of his experience while on a course in India way back. While being there he had to be mindful where he drag his luggage.Even at the train station.Kalau tak,  ikut pulanglah haruman semulajadi tu! Yuck.

Seeing the scenario thru Slumdog Millionaire confirm this.

My worst experience was while travelling on a train before the days of  bas express.The train had stopped at Ipoh when suddenly I had this bout of severe stomach ache. Run I must to the nearest toilet. The moment I opened the door,nak terpengsan makcik. T….k,t……k everywhere. But what to do ? Emergency punya pasal.

So for the rest of the journey,I felt  unease . Bibir rasa tebal,muka rasa bebal.Uuuuuwek.

Another was at a bus station in Prai. Lepas tu ampun rasa bertobat nak masuk public toilet.

Tapi yang pengalaman kelakar pun ada.Malu pun sama.We had been travelling along the highway when the highway was in its infancy. So along the highway,from Gurun  we had stopped at a number of toilets either for the kids or for the mum and dad.Along the way,the toilet for  women are placed  at the left. Hari pun dah tengah malam ,mata pun dah rabun when one of the girls need the loo. So makcik pun bawalah.

Den de den.Lo ho behold!

Tengah dok dalam cubicle baru tersedar salah tempat!

Merah padam lah bila keluar buat buat tak nampak.Awat depa ubah toilet perempuan kat kanan pula ! Tobat lepas ni kalau masuk toilet tu kena tengok betul betul. Tapi kadang kadang ter agak agak juga.

That figure pakai skirt ka pakai pants?

Experience masa kat castle di Edinburgh pun lawak rock . he he.

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