Monday, July 26, 2010

Tiru macam saya-2

 

Kalau hari tu makcik beri tip bagaimana nak cuci bilik bersiram ,kali ini pula macam mana nak bersihkan rumah.Tidaklah makcik masuk uni utk house keeping,janitoring tapi bertahun dok jadi panglima perang,ada juga lah tip tip yang di pegang.

Alat  alat yang perlukan :

Penyapu:  yang pemegangnya  biarlah panjang.Supaya senang dibuat pembuang sawang.

Mata : Anugerah tuhan sekali lagi supaya dapat lihat tang mana sampah yang menyorok.Tang mana sawang dok bergawang dan tang mana habuk dok menghinggap.

Pencakar? : Actually that pencuci longkang tapi bulunya lebih rapat...kalau boleh yang lebar.

Kain buruk : Buat pengesat si air mata.Bila habuk masuk kedalamnya.

Penyodok: ala alat yang tangkai panjang,bentuknya half a square.

Caracaranya:

Kemas la dulu apa yang bersepah atas meja,atas lemari.Lap lah ia kalau tak busy.

Sawangkan sawang yang gigih di dinding di siling,kerana nampak tak masuk dgn perabut!

Guna berus longkang utk sapu carpet...I tell you segala rambut senang keluar dari vacuum.Carpet yg murah tau.Carpet shaggy maggy makcik tak rekomen.Lebih lagi kalau dari Parsi.

Sapulah sampah inside out.Jangan lupa balik pintu,bawah katil,sbb sampah suka sangat dok menyorok kat situ.

Eeeh kalau nak tau secara profesional ,bacalah dokumen tender U --tM.Ada termaktub dari macam mana nak pegang  dan bagaimana nak hayun penyapu!

Jangan sekali kumpul sampah depan pintu.Sbb tok ton pesan,rezeki payah nak lalu!

image alat berperang

Kalau susah sangat panggil saja pakcik ini, bila bila masa dia sedia  membantu!

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Dibawah ini taukenya kalau nak tahu.

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Bukan orang Jepun tapi orang Melayu.

Arigato gozaimas haik. Inilah bapa shantaro,oshin,eenasan dan attenamaro dan suami kepada mamason itu.

10 comments:

  1. Wow! Suami mamason handsome sangat. Jangan jealous. You are one great blogger. How you managed to post so many entries beats me. Wish I could be as rajin.

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  2. cikgu,

    i don't want to sound fake but really, reading this shooed my monday blues away.

    thanx again.

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  3. I think I should be a writer not a teacher.Cos the ideas were exploding and I cant contain no more.So in my pension,I do nothing- no children at home.And my 'handsome' hb is at the office all day long. No more me toiling at the office and coming home already senja.So here I joined the blogging atmosphere!Merdeka!

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  4. Cikgu @ mamason (I'm a mamason too with 13 of them).

    We are Cinderella, arent we all? Well.. half Cinder half LOL (lady of leisure??)

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  5. hahahahhahah now u shud b thanking me for all the bloggies persuasion.ingat tak i beria ria suruh u buat blog dulu?hehehehehehehhehe...ur doter knows best hokey?
    ps:u beat me in the number of people reading.sheeeshhhhhhh!!
    pps:i miss home n i miss u

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  6. Mr.Noir,
    Its very nice knowing that I have shooed your Monday blues away.Could be of some help eh,my posting I mean.But in person,I dont know whether I am into that comic standing.

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  7. Ms Somuffin,
    Cinderella,terlebih tua.Indeed Cinder and rella.What a combination.We rela do the housework though our backs are breaking and dont have that look if you see me knock a knocking.On my keyboard I mean.( warning to hb) - thats the only pleasure for the time being.

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  8. lady dearie
    Ni mummy dah terover blogging.I do need some checking.Dah kena blogging overrun.Ya,do enjoy the fabolositi tapi papali dok bising dah.Asyik mamason dok blogging .Lebih lagi kut mama cerita fasal dia.he he.
    Rindu you all three.

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  9. wahh fabolositi u..dah nak jadik kimora pulak ke?hehehehehe
    okay just stopping by n need to run for the part time duty

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  10. Got to coin another term ye.Anyway,best of luck in ptj-part time job.Semoga missy dirahmati.Love you.

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