Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Growing old


  • All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
  • At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
  • Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
  • Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. 
  • In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
  • It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
  • It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
  • It takes twice as long to look half as good.
  • Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
  • No one expects you to run into a burning building.
  • People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
  • People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
  • The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style.
  • The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife. 
  • The pharmacist has become you new best friend.
  • There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
  • Things you buy now won't wear out.
  • When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 
  • When happy hour is a nap.
  • When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police. 
  • When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. 
  • You and your teeth don't sleep together.
  • You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."

excerpt from googled site.Well  I cant find it anymore.

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