Growing old

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN ...

• All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
  
• At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
  
• Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
  
• Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. 
  
• In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
  
• It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
  
• It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
  
• It takes twice as long to look half as good.
  
• Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
  
• No one expects you to run into a burning building.
  
• People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
  
• People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
  
• The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style.
  
• The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife. 
  
• The pharmacist has become you new best friend.
  
• There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
  
• Things you buy now won't wear out.
  
• When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 
  
• When happy hour is a nap.
  
• When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police. 
  
• When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. 
  
• You and your teeth don't sleep together.
  
• You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."

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